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Dear Darlin',
Dear Lovely One who worships me,
Dear Lovely Husband,
Dear Sweetheart,
Dear Slob,
Dear Pig,
Dear Hunk Of Burning Love,
Dear Sexy,
Dear Finest Man on Earth,
Dear Precious One,
Dear Man of my dreams,
King of our Castle,
Guess what? I feel sick to my stomach
Guess what? I hate myself
Guess what? I'm not sorry at all
Guess what? I'm sorry
Guess what? I'm really sorry
Guess what? I have no excuse
Guess what? I humbly ask for your forgiveness
Guess what? I'm prepared to take my own life
Guess what? I'm the lowest form of scum
Guess what? I feel horrible
Guess what? I am having a difficult time loving myself
Guess what? I cannot bear the emotional pain
for feeling defensive. When I feel defensive, sometimes I say things I don't mean. I meant
for not talking to you like you are someone I love. Let me start over because I need
for sounding angry, but I'm feeling extremely threatened. I prefer
for forgetting
for neglecting
for pretending
to make love to you.
to wait on you hand and foot.
to watch sports with you.
to let you run free with your friends.
to attend to your every need.
to take care of all your sexual needs.
to take care of my appearance.
to be sensitive to your mood.
to wear make-up and dress sexy for you.
to pick up my underwear drying in the shower.
to give you control of the remote control.
to clean my hair out of your razor.
to pick up before company arrives.
to clean the entire house like I agreed to.
to wear silk nylons.
to put up the toilet seat.
to say Happy Birthday the moment you woke up.
to work a second job.
to tell you about my trip to the money machine.
to put the empty beer bottles out.
to bring home the case of beer.
to return the movies.
to refill the toilet paper.
to shovel the sidewalk.
to pay the bills.
to consider your feelings when canceling our date.
I was cashing in my engagement ring for your Harley,
I was polishing your bowling ball,
I was working on your surprise,
I was really out there,
I was dreaming that I was you, so I could experience being with me,
I was sleeping,
I was buying season football tickets,
I was helping your best friend,
I was on the computer chatting with someone who really cares,
I was making your dinner,
I was on my knees worshipping your picture,
I was tired,
I was helping your mother,
I was dealing with a crisis at the office,
and thought it could wait.
and thought I'd do it later.
and thought you would love me like I love me.
and thought that my presence would take care of all your needs.
and thought you were taking care of it.
and thought I'd deal with it this weekend.
and thought I'd ask my family to help me with it tomorrow.
and thought it would take care of itself.
and thought about just going shopping.
and thought it would just go away.
and thought I could get someone else to do it.
and thought I could cheer you up by kissing you all over.
and thought I thought I'd be done earlier.
So I'm thinking about how crazy your family is
So I'm sitting in the dark, waiting to die,
So I'm looking at my beauty in the mirror,
So I'm hanging your picture of the Sopranos on the wall in our bedroom,
So I'm super tense,
So I'm wracked with guilt,
So I'm dying here,
So I'm on the phone with the Suicide Hotline,
So I'm considering my fate,
So I'm fasting and in much pain,
So I'm obsessing over it,
hoping you don't shoot me.
hoping you don't leave me.
hoping you love me as much as I love me.
hoping you start treating me like my chat buddy does.
hoping you don't reject me.
hoping you don't torture me.
hoping you don't cast me away
hoping you don't take your masculine presence away from me.
hoping you don't tell your Mom about this.
hoping you don't tell your friends about this.
hoping you don't banish me to my mother's for a month.
hoping you don't get more headaches.
hoping you don't make me wear the shirt your mother bought me.
hoping you don't donate my dead body to science.
Please, just forget about it.
Please, love me like I love you.
Please, I want things to go back to normal.
Please, can we still be friends?
Please, accept my apology.
Please, let me live to love you again.
Please, rethink my judgment.
Please, let's cool off for a while.
Please, let me make it up to you.
Please, I'll never do it again.
Please, I'm learning to be a better person.
Please, understand the pressure I'm under.
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