“Life With Woody” 10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself

It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day’s work. Well, yeah I’m guilty about that one as well, unless I’m caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka… half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.

Just don’t ask how it happened, please.

But what’s really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this ‘mind-over-matter’ thing.

Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen to a comedian just to make you wet your pants after laughing so hard. Despite of what’s been happening, and to those who has gone though the ordeal, it’s better to just laugh while facing the troubles with a clear mind than anger with a clouded vision. One of my favorite celebrities of all time may have to be Woody Allen. Now this is one guy who gives you the in-your-face bluntness that he pulls out with gusto, even without even trying. You can talk just about anything with a man, and he’s bound to mock the subject and you’ll end up laughing rather than being upset about it.

Woody Allen has this to say:

1. “Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” It sounds good to me, I mean the practicality of all things does involve money but it doesn’t have to take an arm and a leg to get it.

2. “I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.” ‘Nuff said.

3. “There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?” This happens to be one of the classic ones. I mean the issue about life’s little problems isn’t all that bad, until ‘he’ shows up.

Sure, relationships can get complicated, or does have its complications that probably any author about relationships is bound to discover it soon. We follow what our heart desires, unless you’re talking about the heart as in the heart that pump blood throughout your body.

4. “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.” And if you want more, just keep on asking!

5. “A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’.” It sounds, ‘practical’, I think.

And when it comes to everyday life, he really knows how to make the best out of every possible scenario, and it doesn’t involve a lawsuit if he strikes a nerve.

6. “Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.” I never had a boat in my bathtub before. Just staring at it while soaking in hot water makes me seasick already.

7. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” If it rains, it pours.

8. “I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.” It could get worse when you’re guzzling on beer… or mouthwash, and it happened to me once!

9. “If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.” At least he doesn’t smite us with lightning, and I’m thankful for that.

And despite of what may happen to all of us in the next ten, twenty, or even thirty years, I guess we all have to see things in a different kind of light and not just perspective. I can’t seem to imagine life without any piece of wisdom that could guide us. Whether we’re religious or not, it takes more courage to accept your fears and learn how to deal with them is all that matters when it comes to even just getting along.

And to sum things up, here is the last nugget of wisdom to go by… however, whenever, and wherever we may be.

10. “The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don’t have.”

Ciao!

Love is a virtue that can be demonstrated in a multitude of ways. Many of the definitions found in Webster’s New World Dictionary relate love to a feeling – “a passionate affection of one person for another.” I will add two elements to the definition of love: love requires action and love is unconditional. Love involves acts of kindness or generosity that do not require response. Showing love involves displaying feelings, but feelings should not be the driving force in how or why you demonstrate love. If you reserve your love for those who made you feel good, you would tend to withhold love more often. Children can sometimes display behavior that arouses feelings in parents that may not be loving. During those times, feelings of anger and frustration can cause parents to put their children down and to place conditions on their love for them.

Respect entails the ability to appreciate and bring out the unique qualities of others while placing value on their opinions and abilities. Many times, each person in a relationship may emphasize the negative attributes of the other. Those that are negatively impacted may begin to shift their desire from developing special talents to focusing attention on repairing physical or character flaws. Have you or the person in your relationship thought about getting cosmetic surgery, experienced dissatisfaction at work, or experienced stagnation? The absence of respect may make it difficult for either one of you to appreciate and develop natural gifts and talents.

You know, everyone gets bored when they do the same thing over and over again. If you think that a kissing session is nothing more than pressing your lips against hers, you’ve got a wonderful discovery ahead of you.

The point of kissing is to develop a sense of intimacy and deep connection with your partner. It’s not merely about physical pleasure and foreplay!

While you may be focused on physical things you can do to make her “tingle in her toes,” be aware that a great make-out session involves much more than that.

Here’s one thing that you can do to heighten the excitement when you’re kissing. Tantalize her by using the temptation of separation.

Passion builds when two people are tantalizingly close, yet still apart. Think about the greatest love affairs of history and legend. Romeo and Juliet. Helen of Troy. Rama and Sita. They’re all characterized by the agony of lovers being separated, a state which paradoxically heightens their desire to be together.

You can artificially create that kind of anticipation and need caused by taking “breaks” while you’re kissing.

When you are kissing her, break away every so often. Even though you may want more, force yourself to drop your hands and back away. Instead of touching, gaze into her eyes. Ask her how she is feeling. Tell her how you’re feeling. (Women love to connect on an emotional level, so sharing your feelings will be a great step towards developing a deeper connection.) Tell her how much you want to touch her.

As your bodies are so close yet not touching, your awareness will be heightened. You will feel tortured by being so close to your object of desire without being able to do anything at all.

Next, allow yourself to touch her hand. Stroke her palm, run your fingertips lightly along each of her fingers. Focus all your attention on her hand, so that she knows that you’re not going to kiss her.

Then, direct your attention to her arms. Focus the same amount of attention to her arms as you did to her hands. Then focus on her shoulders. Massage them and kiss them.

By this time, she should be squirming in anticipation as you move to her neck. Only after you’ve lightly kissed the hollow of her throat and massaged the back of her neck up to the base of the head can you allow yourself to finally kiss her lips.

The key to successfully using this technique is (1) focus all your attention on the body part in question, and (2) keep your touch gentle, soothing, and exploratory. You will want to avoid any jerking movements or jumping too fast from one body part to the next.

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Much of your stress is a result of work as well as home life. Work stress in particular has grown over the past few years. Studies show that people are working much longer work weeks than ever. Many people easily work 50 to 60 hours a week, or more. That averages out to 10 to 12 hour workdays. That much work in itself is sure to cause some stress. There is also the fact that many companies have downsized in recent years. Your job is no longer secure as it once was. Your productivity is key to keeping your job. Executives who make even minor mistakes are being let go. With fewer workers doing the same amount of work, more work is expected from each employee. That is pressure, which translates to stress. In Japan, where work stress is well known, 10,000 men die each year from job-related stress.

With all the latest pressures at work, it’s no wonder that this is where much of our stress originates. Bosses who are demanding, co-workers who can be challenging and customers who can be difficult all work to create stress.
Although much of your stress may be work related, a certain amount of stress also occurs at home or with family and friends. Because people are so active and family members all seem to be running in different directions, stress can easily happen. With even the youngest members of the family involved in several different activities, the family is moving at a rapid pace. Multi-tasking isn’t just happening at the office anymore.

The onset of many different electronic devices is supposed to make our lives easier, right? Well, that hasn’t really happened. With the prevalence of cell phones has come the idea that we just can’t get away from anyone. We now need to be talking on the phone while we’re doing all of our regular chores. Our jobs, too, seem to think that since we have a cell phone we can be reached 24/7. The internet has brought many great things to us, however, we now have an email inbox to check and respond to. Everyone seems to now use your email to communicate with you.

Relationship Repair Ezine

Relationship Repair Ezine For December 2006
Relationship Repair
Dec 31, 2006

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Contents
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Quote Of The Month
Editorial
Feature Article
Tips
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Quote of the Month
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Find meaning in relationships through love, respect, and honesty!- Jay Krunszyinsky

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Editorial
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Thinking about putting up a personal profile on one of the many online dating sites? Welcome to the club! You are, or possibly soon will be, in the company of millions of people who’ve done just that. With the explosion of online personals and dating sites, men and women from all walks of life have found the ultimate vehicle to meet others with common interest. Internet dating is an amazingly fun and exciting way for singles to make connections they couldn’t have made otherwise.

However, with the fun and excitement of meeting others online comes great personal responsibility. Unfortunately, as the many news stories attest, not everyone understands that responsibility and post more than necessary information about themselves. Information such as their names, emails, addresses, phone numbers and more on their public profiles, evidently clueless that they may be putting themselves in harms way.

As always, your own personal safety should be top priority when posting information about yourself on the Internet. Never assume that others who view your profile online will have the best intentions. So always be careful of how much you reveal about yourself in a public profile. Please check out some of the online dating safety articles found in the dating section of Relationship Repair Advice Articles.

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Feature Article
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STUCK IN A RUT
by Pat Stephens
(C) Novemberl 2006

I was getting a very odd feeling about my relationship with
my partner. We had been together for nearly a decade without any problems.
Suddenly, I felt like we were slipping apart or at least we didn’t seen to
be as happy together as we once were. This really bothered me and I set out
to figure what went wrong.

Fortunately I discovered the problem in our relationship
before I shelled out thousands of dollars to see a counselor (which I was
prepared to do).

The problem was simple. We stopped having fun dates like we
used to. Dinners and a movie to be frank are boring. They are a great escape
but don’t do much for relationships.

Fortunately I came across Michael Webb’s book, 300 Creative
Dates. I feel in love with my darling just by reading all the super
imaginative and fun dates Michael talked about. I could envision us doing
exactly what Michael described.

So, I issued a challenge to my dear heart. You take one week
and I’ll take the next. No more dinner/movie dates. There are so many
terrific ideas in the book I don’t know where to start. I guess it doesn’t
matter because after 5 years there will still be dates nights to try
out.
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We are already back on cloud nine and the fun has just begun. If you want to put a lift back into your relationship, check out 300 Creative Dates by Michael Webb. Your relationship will never be the same. Go to http://hop.clickbank.net/hop.cgi?kruzman/300dates

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Quirky Facts
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Kissing as a crime!

In Indiana, it is illegal for a moustached man to “habitually kiss human beings”!
In Harford, Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kill his wife on Sunday
In Cedar Rapids, Iowa, it’s a crime to kiss a stranger
In medieval Italy, if a man were seen embracing in public, they could be forced to marry!
In 16th century Naples, kissing was an offense that carried the death penalty!
Man, I’m not so sure the punishment fits the crime with that last one! Fortunately, today kissing is no longer a crime…it’s just a good thing!

(Source: http://www.datingmatchmakers.com/kissing/facts-about-kissing.aspx)

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